Carpentering for the Carpenter

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the school
Not a creature was stirring, but the man with the tool.
The Gym was all decorated with branches and lights
Soon there'd be a wonderful Christmas wedding night.
(Yes, there's a Christmas wedding happing on the 28th.
and the trimmed up Gym lools awesome!)
The "tool man" scattered some salt and shoveled more snow.
Till t'was time for he and Wabbit, shopping to go.
The sky was crimson as the sun set on the snow
As they traveled into town. How the wind did blow!
They soon found themselves back there in front of Wal-Mart.
Suddenly they had a colission with a grocery cart.
No damage to the car, or the the runnaway cart.
But I'm sure it took a year of Elmer Fud's heart!
( I feel a song coming on: "Wabbit got run over by a shopping cart, buying groceries Christmas Eve...")
Through the store they ran, Elmer Fud chasing Wabbit.
That's what they always do. It's become a habbit.
To the till they went with the groceries piled high.
There was candy, bread and meat, but no pumpkin for the pie.
"Oh, oh!" said Wascally Wabbit, "I forgot my card."
If we can't get all these things, Christmas will be marred!
Fud still had the discound card, Wabbit for him got.
He pulled it out, paid the bill, and saved Wabbit's butt!
Now they sit at home and celebrate with delight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!